Am I okay? Okay?? Of course I'm not okay, you little-!
[He swallowed his next words, because as satisfying as it would be to fling out the colourful string of curses he so desperately wanted to shriek down Hyoubu's ear, he needed to get down to business before Hyoubu got bored and hung up. He let out a noise better suited to an aggravated tiger, all growls and snarls, before hissing out;]
What made you think you could post that?! In public?!
No, it's nothing at all. Hinomiya is just an angry animal, no more than that. There's nothing the least bit, er, interesting about the noises he makes. ]
It's a perfectly innocent picture. What's got you so upset?
[And that was what was chafing him so badly. If it was him fully dressed, or even topless, in some weird or compromising position, he wouldn't really be bothered. Annoyed, yes, put up a bit of a fuss too, but this... this...]
Why wouldn't I be upset by it?! I don't want strangers to see that!
[There was a pause where Andy had to take a deep calming breath, his hand clenched so hard he could feel his fingernails cutting into his palm. When he saw Hyoubu, he was going to deck him]
Well, obviously you thought wrong. [there was a pause, another deep breath. Hyoubu had obviously crossed some sort of line with him] I'm seriously just- I can't believe you at all.
Principally because it was a good prank, but that's not the only reason, he's aware. Partly it was revenge for the humiliation he felt after the... no, he's not going to think about it. But it is partly also because Andy seems to have zero self-awareness that he is in any way attractive, and being rated as such by strangers might....
But this line of reasoning is twisted even for his own brand of mental gymnastics. He did it, he knows deep down, to enrage Andy and push him away. He should apologize, but... ]
[It was at that point that Andy's temper promptly imploded]
This is not a joke.
[He all but snarled this down the line, his fingers twitching as if overcome with the urge to throttle Hyoubu there and then. Maybe if the esper had been in front of him, he probably would've given into the urge. He could shrug off most jokes Hyoubu pulled on him, after all, he had thick skin and nothing the esper did was really that cruel. Irritating and embarrassing, maybe, but not cruel.
But this? This was toeing the line. This was humiliating on a visceral level, and not even the generous ratings were enough to soften the blow of it. He didn't want strangers to rate his naked ass on a public network! He didn't want anyone to see his naked ass, period! He barely tolerated Hyoubu's mischievous excursions into the bathroom when he was showering! Ugh, he was such an idiot! He knew he shouldn't've trusted Hyoubu to this extent, but he thought the esper would have known where the fucking line was!]
[ The annoying laughter is coming not from Andy's Cerevice but from directly above him. A moment later, Hyoubu touches down into the secluded area of the park that Andy's been ranting in. ]
You're going to destroy the grass, stomping around like that.
[ He has his hands in his pockets, and he glances away after speaking, apparently leaving himself wide open. ]
The second Hyoubu began talking, he flung his Cerevice at the esper with every ounce of strength he possessed, not caring if it broke or Hyoubu spirited it away somewhere. He just didn't care. He didn't even bother to stick around to see if his mad throw connected. The second his Cerevice left his hand, he stormed off in a complete huff, hissing out filthy obscenities under his breath]
-fucking little... doesn't know when to piss off...
[Andy growled something unintelligible, gritting his teeth so hard he felt pain spark at his temples, stomping away a little bit faster even if he knew it to be futile. Even if Andy decided to break into the fastest sprint he could manage, Hyoubu would keep up with him, if only to drive him into a rage-induced psychotic break.
Abruptly he stopped, breathing harshly, before spinning around and giving Hyoubu a look of utter disgust]
[ Andy had been angry on the phone, and a moment ago stormed off, but now the full intensity of his radiating fury is trained fully upon Hyoubu. He freezes. ]
[It was impossible to gauge his mental state at that point. It was as if a metal wall had come crashing down, all surface thoughts gone, his expression completely unreadable, with the exception of that hard stare that looked down at Hyoubu as if the esper was found wanting]
[ Before he left to attack Black Phantom, he told Magi to take PANDRA and do as he saw fit with its resources. He'd said he wasn't coming back, most likely, and that it didn't matter in any case. He's a ghost, who exists only to take care of some unfinished business. It was past time for everyone to move on.
Magi had just grunted at him. It was infuriating at the time, but what could he do? Now, it seems, his efforts at pushing someone away have finally worked, and he ought to be happy about that, for Andy's sake anyway, but...
He realizes he's still holding Andy's Cerevice. He clicks it on. ]
Don't bother. People have already said they'd repost it if it was.
[But his cold stare seemed to thaw a little at that, so, small victories. There was a tense pause, before he suddenly sighed, his shoulders lowering from where they had been held tensely, his eyes closing as if exhausted]
[Andy stared at the Cerevice for a moment before silently taking it. He was still furious, would probably be angry for several days before it cooled off into irritation, but he wasn't going to reject Hyoubu's attempts at maintaining the peace]
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Date: 2015-02-15 12:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-02-15 12:14 am (UTC)[He swallowed his next words, because as satisfying as it would be to fling out the colourful string of curses he so desperately wanted to shriek down Hyoubu's ear, he needed to get down to business before Hyoubu got bored and hung up. He let out a noise better suited to an aggravated tiger, all growls and snarls, before hissing out;]
What made you think you could post that?! In public?!
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Date: 2015-02-15 01:09 am (UTC)[ That snarling is really very...
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No, it's nothing at all. Hinomiya is just an angry animal, no more than that. There's nothing the least bit, er, interesting about the noises he makes. ]
It's a perfectly innocent picture. What's got you so upset?
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Date: 2015-02-15 10:19 am (UTC)[And that was what was chafing him so badly. If it was him fully dressed, or even topless, in some weird or compromising position, he wouldn't really be bothered. Annoyed, yes, put up a bit of a fuss too, but this... this...]
Why wouldn't I be upset by it?! I don't want strangers to see that!
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Date: 2015-02-15 09:06 pm (UTC)[ He tries to sound genuinely confused. ]
As much time as you spend working on your body, I should have thought you'd want it seen.
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Date: 2015-02-15 09:18 pm (UTC)Well, obviously you thought wrong. [there was a pause, another deep breath. Hyoubu had obviously crossed some sort of line with him] I'm seriously just- I can't believe you at all.
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Date: 2015-02-15 09:39 pm (UTC)Principally because it was a good prank, but that's not the only reason, he's aware. Partly it was revenge for the humiliation he felt after the... no, he's not going to think about it. But it is partly also because Andy seems to have zero self-awareness that he is in any way attractive, and being rated as such by strangers might....
But this line of reasoning is twisted even for his own brand of mental gymnastics. He did it, he knows deep down, to enrage Andy and push him away. He should apologize, but... ]
What, can't you take a joke? Lighten up, already!
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Date: 2015-02-15 10:21 pm (UTC)This is not a joke.
[He all but snarled this down the line, his fingers twitching as if overcome with the urge to throttle Hyoubu there and then. Maybe if the esper had been in front of him, he probably would've given into the urge. He could shrug off most jokes Hyoubu pulled on him, after all, he had thick skin and nothing the esper did was really that cruel. Irritating and embarrassing, maybe, but not cruel.
But this? This was toeing the line. This was humiliating on a visceral level, and not even the generous ratings were enough to soften the blow of it. He didn't want strangers to rate his naked ass on a public network! He didn't want anyone to see his naked ass, period! He barely tolerated Hyoubu's mischievous excursions into the bathroom when he was showering! Ugh, he was such an idiot! He knew he shouldn't've trusted Hyoubu to this extent, but he thought the esper would have known where the fucking line was!]
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Date: 2015-02-15 10:33 pm (UTC)[ The annoying laughter is coming not from Andy's Cerevice but from directly above him. A moment later, Hyoubu touches down into the secluded area of the park that Andy's been ranting in. ]
You're going to destroy the grass, stomping around like that.
[ He has his hands in his pockets, and he glances away after speaking, apparently leaving himself wide open. ]
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Date: 2015-02-15 10:41 pm (UTC)The second Hyoubu began talking, he flung his Cerevice at the esper with every ounce of strength he possessed, not caring if it broke or Hyoubu spirited it away somewhere. He just didn't care. He didn't even bother to stick around to see if his mad throw connected. The second his Cerevice left his hand, he stormed off in a complete huff, hissing out filthy obscenities under his breath]
-fucking little... doesn't know when to piss off...
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Date: 2015-02-15 10:52 pm (UTC)Takes a selfie, which he then sets as the device's wallpaper. Then he floats off after Andy. ]
Hey! Heeeeeey! You dropped this!
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Date: 2015-02-15 10:56 pm (UTC)Abruptly he stopped, breathing harshly, before spinning around and giving Hyoubu a look of utter disgust]
What.
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Date: 2015-02-15 11:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-02-15 11:05 pm (UTC)Uh.
[ ... ]
S-sorry.
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Date: 2015-02-15 11:22 pm (UTC)So you do know how to apologise.
[It was impossible to gauge his mental state at that point. It was as if a metal wall had come crashing down, all surface thoughts gone, his expression completely unreadable, with the exception of that hard stare that looked down at Hyoubu as if the esper was found wanting]
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Date: 2015-02-15 11:40 pm (UTC)Magi had just grunted at him. It was infuriating at the time, but what could he do? Now, it seems, his efforts at pushing someone away have finally worked, and he ought to be happy about that, for Andy's sake anyway, but...
He realizes he's still holding Andy's Cerevice. He clicks it on. ]
I'll delete it.
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Date: 2015-02-15 11:46 pm (UTC)[But his cold stare seemed to thaw a little at that, so, small victories. There was a tense pause, before he suddenly sighed, his shoulders lowering from where they had been held tensely, his eyes closing as if exhausted]
Just... forget it.
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Date: 2015-02-16 12:46 am (UTC)[ Not that he's been following the thread or anything! Anyway, he deletes it, and then holds the device out to Andy. ]
Don't worry, I'll put up another picture for her.
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Date: 2015-02-16 04:40 pm (UTC)It better be one where I have clothes on.
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Date: 2015-02-17 03:43 am (UTC)Heh! Do you think I collect pictures of you in the altogether?
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Date: 2015-02-18 07:01 am (UTC)... I'm hoping you don't collect pictures of me at all, to be honest.
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Date: 2015-02-18 07:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-02-18 07:45 am (UTC)Haha! Have it your way. I'll delete my extensive collection.
[ He starts to float off; but over his shoulder, he adds: ]
But the dakimakura stays, got that?
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Date: 2015-02-18 06:07 pm (UTC)You better be kidding about that!
[Creepy old man, he added mentally, making sure to bury it deeeeeeep down where CERTAIN PEOPLE wouldn't snoop]
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Date: 2015-02-18 06:36 pm (UTC)That said, it would be a good prank... ]
Ha! Ha! Ha!
[ He zooms off into the sky, his laughter echoing behind him. ]