[Kazuya simply stared at him, his eyebrow giving a slight twitch. Damn, that was a brilliant pun...]

That was lame. [He was jealous he didn't think of it first!] Here I am telling you something traumatic, and you come out with that. Where's the sympathy in this world?

[Kazuya let out a dramatic huff, throwing his arms up in the air - before lowering them with a smile that can be called sly]

I think you owe me some food for that level of callousness.